fuck i meant to go on anon shit shit shit
At the age of eighteen, Shakespeare married Anne Hathaway who I thought was the catwoman woman but I googled it and they were different people. But Shakespeare was still happy with her.
QUITTING BAND IS GOING TO FEEL SO GOOD
i hate when teachers and adults are like “I bet you guys dont even know what a (insert piece of technology that was “new” in the 90s) even is.”
yea i fucking know what it is i wasnt born fucking yesterday you piece of shit
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.